NEWS FLASH! DISNEY HIRES MILEY CYRUS TO VIDEOTAPE SALVIA. BAN EMINENT.

YS, an album done with Van Dyke Parks

So recently I've been lovin me some Joanna Newsome. And Cam's been loving him some Van Dyke Parks. Then his friend Max comes over and tells us they did an album together. This is one of the songs. What kind of coincidence is that? Magic I tell ya!

I love OLIVES. and BUGS. But never, no never these things together!

Cam and Kelly slam poetry sesh:

me: baby squid
doesn't quite have yet command of its ten-tentacles
Cameron: awkwardly flailing
me: fear of the jack-fish drives it from its hiding bed
Cameron: fish escapes from its still soft beak
me: its soft malleable beak does not do the job
the fish bites back, the baby squid blushes
Cameron: and the mommy squid grabs the fish and tears it into a thousand pieces. the baby squid eats the tiny fish eyes with black x's on them'
me: all the plankton bow to the queen squid


I just erased all the stuff on my computer b/c i had mad viruses. I wonder if google saved cameron's and my slam poetry convos we have while he's being a desk jockey and I'm bored at home. They're always about baby something or other. My favorite one is on my facebook profile anywho.

Person of The Day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonie_van_Leeuwenhoek

Uhhh

http://www.salon.com/books/feature/2010/08/25/german_usa_working_life_ext2010/index.html


Great effin article. Who says socialism is bad? Why do people have to work 40 hours a week and get paid shite so paris hilton can blow coke and smoke awesome weed all the time? EFF THAT.

fuck you old money

http://nypress.com/article-21342-the-making-of-manhattans-elite-welfare-farmers.html

frazil ice!

yum

Topkill

Even the name sounds scary. Wouldn't plugging up a highly pressurized leak with concrete just cause more pressure... and then an even larger rupture? Is everyone looking for a quick fix to make up for the fact that we didn't have relief wells in place before drilling exploratory wells like we ought to have? Don't such quick fixes usually result in even more dire consequences? Maybe I'm wrong, but in any case: que sera, sera.

Bike Traffic - Netherlands

Reading a Cosmo

If there's a new world order or whatever, they definitely write cosmo magazine. It's just too ridiculous to be for real.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/iriestx/every-magazine-your-girlfriend-reads-w5

DAMN!

Strength in numbers. Poor guy.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/apr/23/science/la-sci-fungus-20100423

These are the songs I learned to play on the guitar:

Coal Miners Daughter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9eHp7JJgq8 ( i want that dress)

Wagon Wheel

Sittin' on the dock of the bay

Take me home country road (sorta... since it's the same chords as wagon wheel... i'm not really feelin this one though)

last night I dreamed about boots and someone dying my hair red with cheap dye.

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/thieving-birds

Alway be together.

The internet is full of graves that will never be visited. Unfinished websites, websites that were visited onceoccupy URLS that exist, but probably never visited or seen , and perhaps never will be again. It would be interesting to see all created websites listed in alphabetical order ON a web site. I wonder if at some point all possible options will be taken and the graves will have to be exhumed and reused. Goodbye my homepage from third grade!

Walking Decoders

Humanity as a single entity, like a flock of sheep. Baaaaaah

http://www.slate.com/id/2250102/entry/0/

The 'Still Face' experiment. Creepy, and interesting.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e9e_1270779891